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I haven't got a joke but I've got a brainteaser.

A guy walks into a shop and looks at somethiing. He said to the shopkeeper 'How much for one?'. The shopkeeper says '£1.20'. The guy says 'How much for 10?'. The shopkeeper says '£2.40'. The guy says 'Ok, I'll have 210'. The shopkeeper charges him £3.60. What did he buy?

The numbers for his door???

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Here's a little puzzle for you...

There are only two words in the English language that end "shion".

There is only one word that ends "mt".

There is a nine letter word with five "e"s in.

Chris

Badger - I only know the `mt` one: dreamt. Also, I only know rude jokes quite unsuitable for this forum, lol

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I've sent an SAE for the answer to the mind teaser (though why we have to do that nowadays is beyond me). I don't know myself. I'll tell you the answer when I get a reply.

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'Which path shouldn't I take?', and they'll give the same answer. So you take the other path. You'll be able to explain the reason better than I can Chrissy. If I'm right, of course. No - edit - maybe wrong answer.

:cool: hi all well done chris v the question would be. which way would your mate say is the correct path? short answer both would point to the wrong path so you take the other .you and rabid badger are to good for me i give up this should say egg head posts lol chrissy:rolleyes:

:) hi all there is a clerk at the butcher shop he is 5ft 11inches tall he wear size 12 trainers he has a wife and 3 kids what does he weigh? chrissy:cool:

Rump Steaks :)

In which olympic sport do competitors reach, but never cross the finish line?

Which olympic sport are you not allowed to compete in if you have a beard?

What is taken to Wembley every year on FA Cup final day, in case it is needed, but never used - and never will be?

Chris x

swimming, boxing and the losing teams ribbons. god im good ha ha!!
kylie x

ok heres 1 for you,

im feeling generous, so i have 3 jaguar e-types but im giving them to my friends family but theres 2 dads and 2 sons, how can they all get a car?

ok heres anotherwhat can you put in a backpack full of books to make it lighter (no helium balloons) ok thats an easy one

(young woman), "i was dead nervous at first, but my friends spurred me on and i built up the courage, so away i went, it was fantastic ive never had a feeling like it i went up and down for hours, god i love lifts!"

i gentally hold it, then slowly tease it with the tip of my tongue, licking it all around getting it nice and wet, then i suck on it really hard and lick the white cream out till empty,

cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?


what is seen and red by roughly 3.34 billion people every 11 ish years
(tip; it isnt a dictionary, though close)

ill think of some later, take care
peace

theres a grandad whos a dad of a father who is a father of his son
grandad,dad,son

a hole...

a lunar eclipse, half he world see it ever 11 years roughly, orange if you like...